The Swashbuckler Chronicles, Part 2. (The Paterfamilias)

Tim, sorting cattle at his Falling T Ranch, Elmer, MO

Tim, sorting cattle at his Falling T Ranch, Elmer, MO

Cattle rancher Tim Trabon has shared things with me over the years. So has printing entrepreneur Tim Trabon. As has adventurer Tim Trabon. His hat rack holds sweatbanded Stetsons, a red watch cap from Jaques Cousteau, a worn boonie hat, a beekeeper's mesh helmet, a Borsalino fedora, probably a pith helmet -- many other hats, many passions, many goals achieved. He sets his cap, so to speak, and off he goes. To conquer another world.

Tim's dad, somewhere in the South Pacific and happy to be there.

Tim's dad, somewhere in the South Pacific and happy to be there.

He comes by it through DNA and by way of books and dreams and happenstance. To paraphrase Lew Grizzard's book title, his daddy was a pistol, he's a son of a gun.

His father's parents emigrated from Sicily to New Orleans, where Tim's father Mike Trabon was born in 1907. The family moved to Rosedale, and at age 13, Mike was arrested for allegedly stealing a tire. He learned the printing trade in reform school, and left Tim a Heidelberg letterpress when he passed away. It was with this basement find that Trabon Printing began.

In his teens, Mike hopped a freight train and took off for Mexico where he was apprehended by authorities and sent home. He had a tattoo of bull on his forearm when he returned. The local priest stopped his father from beating the boy, stating, "the tattoo is not a bad thing. It'll make it easier to identify his body some day."

Mike deserves a book, but a few facts bring him into focus. He was court martialed three times; once when he broke a drill sergeant's jaw for beating an enlisted man, once for appropriating a general's beef and whiskey stash and throwing a party, and finally, when an island had been evacuated, all but thirteen men (including Mike) due to an expected Japanese invasion, he was told to defend the island. He laughed at that order.

Mike liked Harleys too. But he was no angel.

Mike liked Harleys too. But he was no angel.

Mike's brother Jim, Tim's uncle, was a motorcycle cop and one of the principals in the KC Star headline, "Two Brothers Involved in Shootings, the Same Day." Jim stopped a carful of Ma Barker's gang and barely dodged a shotgun blast, while Mike was seriously wounded in a "political argument" in a restaurant on 31st Street. This was in the 1930's. Mike survived to travel through the South Pacific with an 8mm movie camera shortly before WWII. One wonders if he was on his own, or working for a precursor of the OSS.

One piece of black and white footage shows a native ceremony with Mike in the middle. A procession of women dance toward him, laying woven mats on the ground where he sits. Years later Tim participated in a Kava ceremony on one of the Fiji islands and he mentioned the footage, asked what it may have been. The native said it was a marriage ceremony, and said "I knew you looked familiar!" This revelation led Tim to believe his old man was married more than the three times he admitted to.

Tim with "Pirate of the Caribbean" Bert Kilbride, diver in The Deep, Playboy bunny wife stunt dove for Bissett.

Tim with "Pirate of the Caribbean" Bert Kilbride, diver in The Deep, Playboy bunny wife stunt dove for Bissett.

Tim describes his Fiji Island Kava ceremony: "We sat in a circle, the head man dipped a wooden bowl in a larger bowl that contained a muddy liquid made from pounding Kava roots. It was their version of beer. It had a peppery taste and made your lips go numb. He would fill the little bowl, extend it to a man in the circle, everyone would clap their hands together once. You would take the bowl, drink all the liquid and everyone would clap three times. It would start again. The bowl would be passed to each man ten or twelve times." We tried to emulate the ceremony at various Westport bars and pool-table roadhouses in our misspent youth. It wasn't quite as organized but the results were much the same. It made our lips go numb.

Tim's wanderlust and quest for adventure are quite understandable in the context of geneology. And the fine craft of printing was part of the heritage. My own forebears ran guns to Mexico, chased people with swordcanes and roughnecked in the oil fields of Louisiana. They lived. As did Tim's father. Fully

White Noise. A Rev (the first half of Review).

My favorite of 15 or 20 covers for this book that I've seen...

My favorite of 15 or 20 covers for this book that I've seen...

Don DeLilio writes, in White Noise, like Dylan Thomas writes in Child's Christmas in Wales. Gently. Beautifully. For the child in us. And with the glowing eyes and snuffing sounds in the dark forest where we dare not go, where dragons be. I'm reading it slowly, like something delectable that one would like to have endure until one was gorged, at least sated. A hot fudge sundae. The book was written in 1985, and it was read by most of the literate world, judging by all the different covers the book has had. I missed it. Or got it mixed up with White Oleander, which I can't remember reading, but must have since it's on my shelves with hundreds of other books. So when the opportunity arose to acquire White Noise, I did, while in a corner of my mind, thinking I may already have this book.

It was only a few days ago in Half Price Books, after an unsuccessful foray to satisfy a list of authors I wanted. None available. I slid two DeLilo books off the shelf, this one and a short story collection, something Esmeralda, I think. 

I tried to read a DeLilo a couple of years ago with the title Point Omega and my eyes glazed over. I recall a scene where someone is watching "Psycho" in an art museum but it's been slowed down to 24 hours. Okay. Could have been interesting. But the book's pace was like that. Waaayyy too intellectual for my tastes. I'd rather go to a rock fight. Less painful. It must have won a Pulitzer because most of those I've encountered the last few years have made me feel like I didn't get the joke, that I was so far behind in class that, once discovered, I'd be drummed out, epaulettes ripped off, possibly canewhipped.

Back to White Noise. There's a wonderful scene where the protagonist, Jack Gladney, has promoted a Hitler Studies department in his small college, sort of a job security device, and he's the head of it. He can't even speak German. At any rate, a colleague, Siskind, is doing something similar with pop culture and Elvis. He sidles into Gladney's yearly Hitler conference and begins to make observations about Elvis, which Gladney counters with Hitler trivia. It's a veritable dueling banjos scene. What fun!

Gladney's Garp-like house is full of ex-wives, almost too precocious children of several marriages, clutter, a wife who is rather fun and kind, eighties discussions of death, snippets from TV's white noise and purposely burnt toast. It's a happy place. Then comes the toxic event. And that's where I am now. So this is not a review, it's only half of one. I suppose it's a iew, which is the latter half of review. But it's the former half of the book. Maybe a rev?

And I may never share the latter half with you, such is the zigzag meander of my mind. But thanks for reading.

 

Ghost Ship

Past due on dry dock charges, pay up or...what?

Past due on dry dock charges, pay up or...what?

     She sits naked and rusting on dry land, in shabby disrepair like a once elegant grande dame on a doctor's examination table, awaiting word of her demise. Whatever the prognosis it won't be good. The Calypso, the storied adventure vessel of Jacques Cousteau, is experiencing her final chapter.

Flashback. My friend, the swashbuckler, sent me this memory in an email today:

"Years ago I was on Calypso sailing past the Statue of Liberty into New York City.There was an enormous crowd waiting to greet us, fire boats were streaming water into the air and it was quite celebratory.

"I was struck by how different my sailing into this city was from my grandfather's entry 100 years earlier. He entered on a ship full of Sicilian immigrants and disembarked at Ellis Island.

 The Calypso in sunnier days...

 The Calypso in sunnier days...

"Simone Cousteau was standing next to me on the bridge. I asked her if she thought Calypso would become a museum. She replied "Never!"

"She said she didn't want tourists carving their initials on the walls of her home. Said she would take her out to sea and scuttle her."

In other blogs to come, I'm going to chronicle some of the adventures and misadventures of Tim Trabon aka The Swashbuckler. A few blogs won't begin to do him justice; a book too big to hold while eating a sandwich might.

Trabon in deep powder

Trabon in deep powder

He explored the Amazon, was taken captive by a primitive tribe, fought a duel at dawn in the mist, skiid the Bugaboos, camped out ala Hemingway in the darkest reaches of Africa, rendered a small basement letterpress into a global printing business, rode rough stock in rodeo, explored the back streets of Cuba and the temples of Machu Picchu, built a hands-on cattle operation which he tends at calving time, and won awards with horses he bred and trained. And a shit ton more.

But this is not the blog for that. Tim earned a red watch cap from the Cousteau crew, and that in itself was a huge achievement for any man. Not many wear that knit trophy. It's in mothballs, being wool. And the ship he earned it on sheds rusty tears in France where its bill for storage is past due. The story in the Guardian is here.

 

 

 

The Dangerous Time of Year.

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Shit happens, if you'll pardon the inelegance. I wonder when that saying was first expressed, and am guessing it was around this time of year after the high expectations of the holiday season had once more crashed, burned, left a smoking scar on the landscape. Well, maybe that's harsh. I was a good boy I guess, and got a wholly unexpected iPod Touch and a UE Boom. The equivalent of a Red Ryder BB gun and a motorscooter to a twelve year old. Thanks again, F! I spent four joyous days cherrypicking hundreds of CDs accumulated over the years, ended up with 1,200 tunes on this wondrous wafer-slim machine, and still have three or four gigabytes left.

The list, shuffled, will surprise me with a Chemical Brothers electronic beeper followed by a Jimmie Dale Gilmore twanger. James McMurtry sings about giving kids vodka in a cherry Coke to make 'em sleep on the way to a reunion, June Christy smoothes that over with a 3AM of the soul version of Midnight Sun. And the UE Boom travels with me on the highway, the brilliant cylindrical design bathing the truck interior with sparkling sound. Makes me smile. May get me through the dangerous time of year.

Merle Haggard sang "if we make it through December..." in a gruesome song about hard times and low moods; he could have added January and February to this bleak account. Attention wanders, cars bump together creating more bills. A hit and run, close to home. Probably a tweaking drug-addled child-beating texter in a stolen vehicle. There's a word for it, but not here.

James McMurtry (looks like Mad Dog Wihlm, a dear, dear friend) and The Heartless Bastards. Deserves a listen or 20. He's a poet genius

James McMurtry (looks like Mad Dog Wihlm, a dear, dear friend) and The Heartless Bastards. Deserves a listen or 20. He's a poet genius

I am balancing writing another novel with making a draft horse out of some wondrous parts, signs, toys, Kansas relics. The writing flows some days like something through a tin horn, other days like 40 weight oil in the kind of weather we normally see this time of year. The weather is quite nice, however. So there goes a whiny complaint I can't make.

What about tax time, Merle? Sing about that. Add up those deductibles. The truck that sounds so good inside just notified me it needs an exhaust system outside. The pipes, the pipes are falling, from glen to glen and down the mountainside.

Puns even get worse this time of year. But the days are getting longer, F reminds me. More sun. Light. And, if we're lucky we'll make it through the dangerous time of year with its taxes, holiday bills and arctic winds whistling through the wheat stubble with nothing to slow them but barbed wire all the way from Fargo. Brr. What about that, Merle? Let that sink in.

And a surprising word of positivity: Allow. I remember that if one allows the good stuff to seep, it will. As a 40's Nat King Cole song on my iPod reminds me, accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative and don't mess with Mr. In-between. Old badass Mr. Dangerous Time of Year. Have a good one, Allow.

Oh, and just got a guest blog on KILLER NASHVILLE, a super thriller venue--I'm honored. Wrote it back in August and forgot about it, so it doesn't mention the two books picked up by publisher, otherwise it's timely as all getout. Positive stuff. Take a look.

http://www.killernashville.com/junkman-cometh-sometimes-writeth-author-guinotte-wise/

 

 

 

True Detective, Pattern Recognition, and some of my own stuff. (Because I like being in brilliant company)

I did a rave review of Galveston by Nic Pizzolatto not so long ago. (Scroll down, if interested, and hit "next" once or twice) Great noir novel with soul, wit, atmospherics and intelligence. Most noir stuff I've read lately dispense with the last four items. Be that as it may I stand by my statement that he's a (expletive) genius.

Remarkable. And that's a BIG understatement.

Remarkable. And that's a BIG understatement.

True Detective, the radiantly brilliant HBO series bangs that nail right into the pantheon hall of fame wall where they'll hang his certificate. True Detective is simply the best thing to grace TV, ever. HBO is to be congratulated. Best dialogue, best acting, best casting, best direction, best music, best costume design, best cinematography, best stuntwork, best catering probably, best Best Boy and Key Grip, I'd wager. Man, the total is just so far out there as to defy description.

Film students, take note. Script writers listen up. This is the new shoot-for-the- moon aspirational bullseye. It gets no better. Someday when and if this blog gets some audience I will attempt to interview Mr. Pizzolatto. Anyone who could dream up nihiist Rust Cohle and make Marty Hart much more than a cardboard cutout Louisiana cop, has stuff to say, you bet.

Those two: fire and ice, oil and water. The tension built up between Rust and Marty is as tactile and toxic as a freshly creosoted railroad tie. And Pizzolatto's mining of The King In Yellow, a 19th century horror story, as the basis for a cult within a cult, is as gothic as it gets in kudzu country.

If you haven't seen it, do yourself a big ol' solid favor and get the series on disc. You'll watch it more than once. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about, because you want to see it again, don't you? See it once for dialogue, once for story, once for acting (McConaughey and Harrelson are Su-freaking-PERB!) once for...on and on. It's The Best.

An edgy look at the present in future tense, or something like that.

An edgy look at the present in future tense, or something like that.

Pattern Recognition by William Gibson is really really good, blew me away actually,-- not like True Detective and Galveston. But it still elicits "wow's" and sky-looks every few pages. The story is rather wonderful--a hot girl who is allergic to the point of hives and anaphylaxis to fashion logos, a mysterious set of film snippets that may be the doing of a genius/auteur that pops up in odd places online frame by frame, the machinations of an evil ad agency CEO and his minions, and the hot girl's shadowy father, almost certainly lost in the Twin Tower horror, but present as a sort of spiritual advisor. This thing whipsaws you from Paris to Tokyo to London and Moscow, back to the USA and whirls you about while showing you a travelogue immersed in detail and fine points enough to make you think you know these places. Masterful. And great fun. Five stars on the Amazon scale, easily, while TD and Galveston get Ten.

And now, some news of my stuff. (it's my blog, how else can I be placed in such grand company as Pizzolatto and Gibson?)

Gardening and boxing prepare a guy for detecting?

Gardening and boxing prepare a guy for detecting?

First off, and least, Amazon ordered two more copies of Night Train,Cold Beer! Must've been a run on it. Joke, son. The real news is, (1) Ruined Days, the novel, is in edit rounds at the publisher. (2) That same publisher issued a contract for Resume Speed, a collection of short stories, that, unlike Night Train, will look like an actual book and not something typeset in WWI Minsk, and another novel, L.A.Hardscape, is slated to be done in April--and, who knows, it may also get a publishing contract.

It's an oddball private eye story, about an ex-Notre Dame champ who has to quit the fight game in Los Angeles due to mob meddling, so he takes up gardening to pay the rent. He's good at it. But he also scored high on LAPD's rookie on-the-street training before he quit that for the earlier re-entry into boxing. Page one he gets into it with a mob enforcer and off he goes. He meets a ravishing older woman in Brooks Brothers on Rodeo Drive and off he goes again, but she disappears and leaves him holding his bags of compost and rakes in a mansion in South Bay plus he's being pursued by someone just as mysterious. Should be done in April.  Resume Speed should be on shelves in 2015, along with Ruined Days.

 

For the heck of it, here's the Table of Contents page for Resume Speed. Maybe it'll whet some appetites

                                                                                   

Table of Contents

 

 

Argo and the Sirens                                                                                     Page 3

A Night at the Jubilee Room                                                                      Page 16

Speaking French in Kurtz Territory                                                         Page 30

Strong, the Pink                                                                                           Page 44

Exhuming Captain Midnight                                                                      Page 55

Desert Dog                                                                                                    Page 79

What Wade Clover Did Summer of 1958                                                  Page 82

Ten (More) Circumstances Beyond Control                                           Page 104

The Hole in the Ceiling at the Refuge Tavern                                        Page 119

Winchester Tattoo                                                                                        Page 138

Coffin a Carload                                                                                           Page 156

Wing Walker                                                                                                 Page 189

The Performance                                                                                          Page 206

Midnight Robot                                                                                             Page 210

Jesus Rust                                                                                                     Page 214

Train Time                                                                                                    Page 218

Acknowledgements

A shorter version of Argo and the Sirens, titled The Sirens of Lake Texoma, appeared in Flyover Country, and the Resume Speed version appeared in Thrice Fiction Magazine, A Night at the Jubilee Room appeared in Dying Goose, Speaking French in Kurtz Territory appeared in Atticus, Strong the Pink appeared in Santa Fe Writers Project, Exhuming Captain Midnight appeared in Amarillo Bay, Desert Dog appeared in Commuter Lit, What Wade Clover Did in 1958 appeared in Prick of the Spindle, Hardball (of Ten Circumstances) appeared in Gravel, Blue Moon, High Bridge and Transgression (of Ten Circumstances) appeared in Randomly Accessed Poetics, The Hole in the Ceiling at the Refuge Tavern was anthologized in Best New Writing, 2015, Wing Walker appeared in Cactus Heart Review, Midnight Robot appeared in Dirty Chai, Jesus Rust appeared in Blacktop Passages, Train Time appeared in Work Literary Magazine

 

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I plan to resume speed on the writing right after the turkey and I get stuffed and the fat guy in the red suit (uncle Fred) is long gone back to a place even colder than this Kansas where the arctic air screams down with little else but a couple barbwire fences between here and Fargo.  Brrr.  I am both thankful and merry. The best of the holidays to you. (A later note, I was real good as I got an iPod Touch and a UE Boom, took me four days to load over 1200 songs from CDs I'd accumulated in the last 25 years. And I have 3.5 gigs left on the marvelous little skinny wonder.)