Welp, it’s April and I been workin’

June show, books coming, coffee cups, walking around the world, voodoo on Putin, other good stuff. (And congrats, Kansas!)

Been working on the June show (First Friday opening at The Hilliard Gallery), doing new work this winter and spring. Here’s a little preview, to the right. (What the heck is that? You’ll see, starting June 3rd) There’s no theme to the show other than NEW! 50% STRONGER WELDS! Or, as it says in the gloves above, HELL YEAH. Which is maybe a comment on having a show just when everything is going to hell. Like the brave Russian warriors shelling kids, pets, the elderly, apartment buildings and art. Oops, some of these people are firing back. With anti-tank stuff.

 Oscars (no, not that).

I have something to say about the Oscars, and no, it’s not that tacky thing. It’s this; they turned down the President of Ukraine who had a message, because they wanted the ceremony to be...upbeat. I’ll never watch them again. Yawn, so I’m joining millions of other nonwatchers. The Grammys did air a message from Zelensky, but his script had to do with music. Kind of hard to shoehorn a music message into a bloody life and death battle for sovereignty. But, at least they aired it and millions saw it. A world in need of heroes saw this man take center stage.

 Pride walketh.

I don’t do humble-bragging, I just brag. Here’s one: Since F gave me a Fitbit Charge 2 for a birthday three years ago, I have walked no less than 10,000 steps a day and usually 12,000 plus. I am approaching 20 million steps, which is once around this tattered old globe, avoiding Russia and other crazy places, making it not so scenic but longer. My stats say 15,749,338 steps. 20 mil is about world circumference. I wore out that Fitbit and busted the crystal doing chores, so I upgraded to a Charge 4 and it does everything but make me coffee. I recommend it. My resting heartbeat since walking is 61 to 65; not bad for an octogenarian who pushes cinnamon rolls into his face.

  Two books.

Books: Holy & Intoxicated Press (great name!) is doing a GW art/poetry chapbook, as soon as I get them the art and poetry. So that’s coming in 2022. And a book of essays and memoiristic pieces titled “Chickens One Day, Feathers The Next” is coming from Vine Leaves Press. So, I’m grateful about that. But humbled? I don’t feel that so much; I worked really hard on it. (The original publisher took a dive due to Covid and west coast fires. If you think it's tough to find one publisher, try finding a second after the first one goes belly up.)

 

Ya big mug.

Coffee mugs with an art message and no cuss words will soon be available. More about that when they are. But they’re really red, big, porcelainized and arty. First reader to comment below gets one. They’ll be at the Hell Yeah sculpture show in June.

 Urgent matters.

Ever heard of St. Expedite? Me neither, until I ran across this voodoo site while doing research for a book. Expeditus is a martyred Roman centurion and the saint of urgent matters. The site is the point of departure for a rabbit warren for all things mojo, milagroid and occult. You can buy a spell to get Putin purged (worth a shot) or a charm for a good soybean crop. Looking for love? It’s for sale, and that’s a way to end this on a super note with Ella! Go, Ella!

 

 

 

Last View From Wise Acres blog of 2021.

Monetization, Midwest Art and More…

I subscribe to some blogs, most of which promise me more if I cough up some dough. More of what? The descriptions are vague but tantalizing. Garrison Keillor just says the best stuff is reserved for paying subscribers but his free blog has enough chuckles and outright laughs to last me awhile. Austin Kleon gives me a list of 100 quotes, but stops at fifty, saying I can get the rest of them if I pay up. Shoot, fifty quotes are quite enough for me, thanks. Both bloggers are bestselling authors and I’ve read them, so I’ve tossed a few coins into their open guitar cases as they perform on the busy sidewalks of life. Pay for their blogs? I think not.

Roxane Gay’s blog is The Audacity and the gloves are always off when you open it. She’s a bestseller too, and well worth reading. My favorite book of hers is “Aiyiti” which, I think, is Haiti said correctly. She is savage and blunt, a wonderful writer and, yep, pay up and get the good stuff, although her free blog is plenty for me.

 And this blog you’re reading, The View from Wise Acres, is free. I’ve been told it’s worth every cent you pay for it. Should I become a bestseller, watch out. And if you’re reading this (free) blog a glance to your upper left and a click will connect you to my books and my sculpture which (gulp) are for sale.

 Onward.

Two books I’m reading alternately couldn’t be more dissimilar: Jeff Tweedy’s Let's Go (So We Can Get Back): A Memoir of Recording and Discording with Wilco, Etc. and Mr. Dickens and His Carol, by Samantha Silva. The first, I stumbled upon cruising Amazon and chose it without hesitation; I find his humor and irony engaging. Fans of Wilco’s singer, songwriter and leader will enjoy this disarming book. So will those who discover his music through these well-written pages. Double-win.

Freddie suggested the Dickens book, and I’m finding it not only readable and fun, but Ms. Silva’s atmospherics and descriptions are magical and re-create the old streets of London, so I’m walking (striding) right along with “old Boz,” experiencing the sting of his latest book flop and his scorn for what his publishers want: the book that will change the face of Christmas forever. (And they want it in a matter of days! No pressure there.) And on top of it all, a possible love rectangle with the emphasis on tangle.

Ben Bauer, artist. Click HERE for a bunch of great winter rural art.

Midwest winter coming. The mild and deceptive KC December weather ended today and I bundled against stiff north winds on my walks. Here’s some nice Midwest Winter Art offered by a NYC gallery, Ben Bauer artist. (link) Then there’s Keith Jacobshagen who I recall from KC Art Institute days. Beautiful work then, beautiful work now. (link) I also remember our painting instructor, who reminded me of Boris Karloff, intoning “Yellow Ochre. More yellow ochre,” sepulchrally, as he drifted from easel to easel, hands clasped behind his back. He was a fine artist and a good guy—he just had this very imitable way saying that phrase. We’d say it under our breath as we entered class. Yeello Ooochre.

Communication Art Magazine’s Typography issue, January-February, 2022

And speaking of quotes, as I did in the first paragraph, here’s a doozy; Georgia O’Keeffe and being terrified. (Georgia O’Keeffe? Really?) I saw this one in the pages of CA Magazine’s Typography Annual 12. Great issue, and some pretty good quotes to show off the newest typefaces. This one got my attention. I resemble that remark.

Here are 100 New Year’s Quotes, beginning with Oprah’s “Cheers to a New Year and another chance to get it right.” The first fifty are free, and, hey, so are the second fifty. (Some really good ones in this bunch). And let’s hope it’s not the Same Old Lang Syne healthwise. xo GW

 

 

 

 

Bedtime Reading...

…And Living To Be 100+.

A stack of recent reads. You might like ‘em…

Bedtime reading is one of the things recommended by a wellness list of things to do to live to be 100. More about that and a link to it in the next paragraph; and more about the books (and links) in paragraphs four to nine.

I just read an article about becoming a centenarian; 100 things to do to live to be 100. I’m happy to report that I do a bunch of them. So does Freddie*. Like not riding a motorcycle (anymore). Like not smoking (anymore). Not BASE jumping (never did). Well, they aren’t mostly negative, most are about doing things, not NOT doing things, like...well here’s the link. On that subject, I read somewhere that once you get into your 80’s you’re good for awhile; you’ve evaded most of the stuff that’ll kakk you right away, so it might be good to read the list and go for a hundred or more, whatever your age.

Can’t read it? Neither can I…have an Atomic Fireball.

One of the things TO do is to keep a journal. I do. Here’s a picture of it and an Atomic Fireball, which didn’t make the list; I use Atomic Fireballs sporadically. They’re hot, cinnamony, and sort of like the old Jawbreakers, hard as a rock, so you have to wait until they dematerialize. You don’t want to chew on them. Another thing I do that’s good is walk. Over 10,000 steps a day, about five miles, usually more, but always at least 10k. (An Atomic Fireball lasts about 1200 steps.) And I keep a record  of it in the journal. I can hardly read my writing (or printing) so it's not for posterity. If I can’t read it nobody else can either. Who would want to. But I do it and it’s a good thing, apparently.

The book stack. I’ve been reading (and writing) a lot of nonfiction. Poetry, too. Starting at the top, Zadie Smith’s Intimations, essays about the early days of the New York-emptying pandemic and related thoughts. I’ll be reading more of her; this is my first. Great writer. Garrison Keillor’s compilation of Good Poems, American Places is a masterful collection and I wrung it dry, reading the bios at the end, each poem more than once. It’s about 500 pages. I read this slowly, about two poems a day. Thank you, GK, for putting this together. Country Dark by Chris Offut was one of two fiction books I’ve read lately and it was well-named, set in rural Kentucky in the years following the Korean War. Cormac McCarthy meets Raymond Carver. What a writer.

Just Before Dark, by Jim Harrison, one of my favorite writers, was a revealing book of essays about true Zen-masters, poetry, coming of several ages, various appetites and unimaginable feasts to satisfy them. Mile Marker Zero, The Moveable Feast Of Key West by William McKeen, is, as Tom Wolfe puts it: “A tall but telescopic-sight-true tale of Hunter Thompson, Jimmy Buffett, Tom McGuane, and a large cavorting cast running around with sand in their shoes at ‘ground zero’ for lust and greed and most of the other deadly sins’: Key West.” Entertaining.

Walker Percy’s The Message in the Bottle, was, for me, a slooowww read, as his gargantuan intellect and deep philosophical meanderings were not at all like his fiction which I enjoyed immensely, all of it. I will have to read it again to see if I “get it.” Maybe you will. I did “get” the Helen Keller treatise and found it view-changing. No pun.

Steve Erickson’s fiction novel Shadowbahn is vintage Erickson slipstream—if you read Rubicon Beach, Zeroville or Arc d’X you know the context. I first read his Days Between Stations and I was hooked. Beautiful.

 I wanted to read some of Jo Ann Beard’s nonfiction and chose The Boys of My Youth. I will read more of Beard. Her voice is, at once, comic, sad, wise and hugely entertaining.

And, at stack’s bottom, National Bestseller, Up In The Old Hotel by Joseph Mitchell, an oft-times New Yorker contributor whose book makes the case for journalism-as-literature. A friend gave me this book years ago and it has remained in one dusty, towering stack or another for all that time until it finally caught my eye, and I’m glad it did. So that’s the stack. Good reading.

 *Now for Freddie’s asterisk. Just wanted to say, she is beautiful. And will be at 100 plus. Nobody’s surprised at my age. But Freddie, she is flat gorgeous. I look at her when she’s cooking something or getting ready to head out the door, and think, man, what a chick. Sorry feministas, but there it is. That old guy thing. Hey, stay well. (I just got back from Louisburg and a J&J booster shot—I’d like to see 100+)